Giant Goose Ranch

09/03/2026

🚨THE GOOSE IS CALLING ONE LAST BREAKFAST MEETING! 🥞🥓🍳

Join Nate, Brandi, Jeff, Tara & Rachel Saturday morning for the LAST BREAKFAST BUFFET OF THE SEASON!

And listen… we’re not sending breakfast season out quietly.

We’re talking pancakes as big as your head, scrambled eggs, American potatoes, crispy bacon, maple sausage links, biscuits & gravy, fresh fruit and enough coffee to make even Brandi pleasant before 9 AM. ☕️🤣

If you leave the Goose Ranch breakfast buffet hungry, we’re going to need an explanation because clearly you weren’t trying hard enough.

🪿 The Goose recommends stretchy pants.
🥓 Jeff recommends more bacon.
☕ Brandi recommends staying out of her way until the coffee kicks in.
😂 And Nate, Tara & Rachel are just hoping everyone survives the final breakfast rush!

📅 Saturday, September 5
⏰ 8:00–10:00 AM
💰 Adults $10.99
💰 Children 10 & under $8.99

Juice, coffee, milk & iced tea available!

Come hungry. Come laughing. Come help us send off breakfast season GOOSE RANCH STYLE! 🥞

Because after Saturday… you’re making your own dang pancakes.

09/01/2026

It’s me. THE GOOSE. Lock in your 2027 season and they’re letting you finish out this season on them. For the love of all my feathers, why wait until next season when you can start enjoying GGR now?

You’ll have more time to explore 960 acres, enjoy our lakes and ponds, fish until your arms hurt, hike the trails, swim at the beach, visit my friends at the animal farm, play pickleball, basketball and sand volleyball, grab some excellent food off the menu, cruise around in a golf cart and experience all the fun and craziness that comes with being part of the Goose Ranch family. I saw the numbers. I honked, I flapped, I paced around the Ranch and even demanded an emergency ownership meeting. And all they said was “stay in my lane” Excuse me?! I have feathers, I don’t have a lane. Frankly, you might want to act quickly. Because the minute I figure out how to use DocuSign, this nonsense is over. Call or text 309-338-4595 Ask them what all this BUZZ is about. Don’t tell them the Goose sent you…

Lake front lots, and some amazing cabins available. Call or text today for a property tour.

08/31/2026

Join us this weekend at the HUB to celebrate Labor Day. I forgot to add we WILL be having a big breakfast for everyone to join on Saturday morning. 8-10:30. No church service on Sunday.

08/31/2026

Join us this coming Friday night, for live music from Blair Steffens. 6-8pm outside by the snack shop window.

08/29/2026

🌧️🪿 WELL… MOTHER NATURE WINS THIS ROUND! 🪿🌧️

Apparently Mother Nature didn’t check the Giant Goose Ranch entertainment schedule tonight!

With some nasty weather expected within the next couple of hours, Sista and the Misters will NOT be playing tonight. We’re not willing to gamble with their equipment—and who wants to sit outside soaking wet anyway?! ☔️🎸

But don’t worry… THEY’LL BE BACK! 🎤🎶 We’ll get them back on the schedule before the end of the season.

Sometimes you make the plans… and sometimes Mother Nature says, “Not tonight… 😔 Stay dry and safe.

08/28/2026

This weekends special is chicken
Enchilada soup, grilled cheese and soft drink!

08/28/2026

🎶 LIVE MUSIC AT THE RANCH! 🎶

We’re excited to welcome Sista and the Misters back to Giant Goose Ranch TOMORROW from 6–9 PM!

They’ll be playing outside by the Snack Shop, so grab your family and friends, pull up a seat, and enjoy a beautiful evening at the Ranch! 🪿🎵

🍽️ Grab some supper
🍦 Treat yourself to some ice cream
🎶 Sit back and enjoy live music
🌅 And spend your Saturday night Ranch-style!

08/26/2026

Some people become famous, and some people become part of our lives. Dolly Parton is one of those rare souls who somehow felt like she belonged to all of us. ❤️

She spent a lifetime reminding us that you can be strong without being hard, successful without forgetting where you came from, and generous without needing recognition for it.

Behind the rhinestones, big hair, beautiful songs and unmistakable voice was a woman with an even bigger heart. Her love for children, literacy, family, strong faith in God and helping others has touched generations of people who may never have had the privilege of meeting her.

Dolly is proof that kindness never goes out of style, laughter can carry you through hard times, and being unapologetically yourself is a beautiful thing.

The world is simply a little brighter because Dolly Parton was in it. 💕✨

🕊️ Rest In Peace Dolly Parton | Reba McEntire ft. Carrie Underwood...

08/25/2026

Getting closer to the mystery dinner date: opening up to the general public. Get your name on the list if you plan to attend.

08/21/2026

This is your chance for a turnkey furnished lakefront cabin to start making lifetime memories with your friends and family! Both cabins available for immediate possession going into fall season!

G19 is an incredible landscaped lot on ski lake with 3 seasons room and UTV parked in the shed- $180,000

I10 is recently finished off with very level lot and a deck that hooks to the dock right over the water! Cant get any closer than this! Also with a UTV in the shed $165,000

The Giant Goose Ranch is a gated 840 acre family outdoor recreation property with over 30 lakes and ponds (the largest lake is 121 acres), miles of trails to explore, a 500' swimming beach, several pavilions, an interactive farm with animals, onsite fish hatchery ponds, sweet corn fields, pickleball, basketball, volleyball courts and The Hub coffee and snack shop.

Enjoy grilling, soaking in the sun, campfires, fishing, and even feeding the fish right off your own private lakefront dock. This lakes are stocked with Trout, Hybrid Striped Bass, Bluegill, Redear Sunfish, Largemouth Bass, Crappie, Catfish, Walleye, Pike, and Muskie…

Contact Brandi 309-338-4595 for a tour or more info. Share with your friends who are ready to spend more time outside and join an amazing community!