08/14/2026
17 missed calls.
130 emails.
50 messages.
Me: 🌴😎🍹🌊
Consider this your sign to put the phone on *Do Not Disturb* and disappear to Cape Coral for a few days. 😂
Sunshine. Pool days. Boat days. Waterfront cocktails. And absolutely no obligation to answer that email until Monday. 😉
📍 The Salty Owl | Cape Coral, Florida
🌴 Private heated pool
🌊 Waterfront canal home
☀️ Florida sunshine included
Sometimes the best response is an out-of-office message. 🦉🌴