04/01/2026
For second, I forgot what date it is...
🚨 COW ALERT 🚨
Early morning reports confirm a small herd of cows has been spotted lounging along the shoreline near the pier.
Officials say they appear relaxed, unbothered, and fully embracing the Cayucos lifestyle.
A few reminders for visitors:
• Please do not attempt to milk them
• Do not offer them your snacks (yes, even from Duckies)
• Give them space… they were here for the view first
We’ll continue to monitor the situation, but for now it looks like they’re just here for a beach day.
Happy April Fools from your Cayucos Chamber 🐄🌊