09/30/2026
Carla Greenteeth is back, and she’s being suspiciously vague about where she’s been. 🧙♀️🍂
The legendary witch of Ruby Creek claims she spent the year collecting rare ingredients, visiting old coven friends, and perfecting a potion she refuses to explain. She arrived with muddy boots, a full cauldron, and strict instructions that we’re “not to touch anything.”
You may remember her connection to the secret magical garden that once grew where our old concrete vault now stands. Apparently, she’s brought back a few seeds. We’ve decided against asking what they grow into.
This Halloween, Carla is looking forward to chilly nights, catching up with the local crows, and seeing how many passing drivers are brave enough to wave first.
Watch for her along Highway 20 at Ruby Creek Resort. Say hello, keep your eyes on the road, and if she offers you something from the garden… we’d politely decline. 🎃