The Pace Place at Lake Martin Alabama

06/08/2026

🚨 FACEBOOK PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT 🚨

We are officially in a Facebook AI Pandemic.

Symptoms include:

📸 Photos that don’t even look like the person who posted them

✨ Skin smoother than a bowling ball

👀 Eyes approximately 37% larger than normal

🏖️ Vacation photos taken at places they’ve never visited

🎂 Birthday flyers that look like movie posters

🎤 Event flyers featuring people who appear to be AI-generated versions of themselves

🤖 Comments saying “Beautiful!” on photos that clearly belong in the uncanny valley

If your profile picture looks like a cross between a country music star, a real estate agent, and a Marvel superhero…

You may already be infected.

There is currently no known cure.

Researchers recommend reducing exposure to:
🔵 Blue backgrounds
✨ Glowing effects
👑 Digital crowns
🦅 Random eagles
🇺🇸 American flags
🔥 Fire effects behind your head

Stay safe out there.

Or don’t.

The AI already made your next profile picture

In the meantime. Book a stay at the Pace Place, it’s not AI but this flyer is EXTRA AI.

05/21/2026

It’s that time! I always put this out there each year as a reminder.

To the people who launched a Formula 310 that cost $400k, and is more than I can afford, wow what an awesome ride. That is my dream boat.

To the group in the wakeboat plowing that water, listening to music, thrashing, and slashing. You look like you are having a great time with friends.

To the family in the 1979 Glastron with faded seats and rough gel coat. I can only imagine the memories you’ve made in that thing.

To the folks in the pontoon who are laughing, tubing, eating, and drinking. Live it up, the work week will come way too soon and kids grow up too fast.

To the crew launching 4 waverunners from that big ole quad trailer, ready to zip around all day. Hang on and have a blast.

To those in the bass boat hanging on as others rock the boat but you gotta get in just a few more casts. I hope you catch a big one!!

To that cruiser anchored in the secluded cove with sun kissed bodies on the bow deck. Enjoy the day on your own “island” for the day.

We all enjoy the water differently, and we may not agree on it all, but we have to remember the only thing that matters is memories are being made, and you’re getting 120% out of your time with your loved ones. You have to forget HOW you go boating, and remember WHY you go boating. THAT is boating!! Spread the love on the water and BE SAFE.

You don’t own the water, share accordingly.

05/13/2026

It’s always said that the Pace Place has it all, but did it? So, now I’m pretty sure it does after a big carport was added to keep several vehicles out of the rain and sun as you load and unload.

Also, more concrete was added for more parking than you will even need. Stay tuned for updates on some other things that were improved.

I hope you have your trip planned.

04/28/2026

04/28/2026

It took 5 years but finally, ladies and gentlemen, Craig Campbell. Come see him July 23, 2026!

04/22/2026

Here are some artists. More to come! Make plans now

🔥 ARTISTS DROP #1 FOR 🔥

📢 We’re kicking things off with our first six artists—and trust us, they’re bringing the big tunes and the bold stories behind them you’ve all been waiting for!!

🎶 Get ready to meet the voices behind the songs you’ve had on repeat with Abbie Callahan, Lance Carpenter, Bobby Tomberlin, Carvin Walls, Brian White, and Karyn Williams!!

Read all about these amazing artists here➡️➡️ https://lakemartinsongwritersfestival.com/2026-artists

🎤 More artist announcements are loading… STAY TUNED!!

04/18/2026

Martin's at Lake Martin is the place to be. Come on out! Give them a follow. The have it all!

04/17/2026

Know before you go.
Don’t get stuck holding the bag.

If you’re renting a boat or hiring a captain on Lake Martin, understand this:
👉 Not all of them are legal.

You can’t just rent someone’s personal boat—or hop on a “boat + driver”—without the proper licensing, insurance, and approvals.

This also applies to boats offered with short-term rentals.

If it’s not set up correctly, it’s an illegal charter… and the risk falls on you.

Because Lake Martin is not “navigable” waters does not relieve the requirements.

We put together a quick checklist to help you avoid that

04/15/2026

Know before you book.

Not all short-term rentals are created equal—and not all of them are set up to protect you.

A properly run vacation rental should be:
✔ Insured
✔ Not overcrowded
✔ Registered correctly
✔ Equipped with working safety devices
✔ Prepared for emergencies

If it’s not…
👉 You and your family are at risk.

This isn’t about overcomplicating things—it’s about doing it the right way.

A safe, legal rental = peace of mind and a better trip for everyone.

— The Pace Place at Lake Martin ❤️