05/06/2026
Ever try planning a family trip where everyone wants a different vacation… at the exact same time?
Good news: Cold River Campground is basically Switzerland. Neutral territory. Everyone wins. 😄🏕️
Here’s how it goes:
You’ve got “The Adventurer.”
Wants to hike something tall, kayak something wet, and “just pop over” to Acadia like it’s a quick errand.
You’ve got “The Tourist.”
Needs Bangor, shops, food, maybe a museum, maybe a concert, maybe a donut that becomes their whole personality.
You’ve got “The Relaxer.”
Wants to do exactly two things:
1. Sit by the fire.
2. Sit by the fire… but with snacks.
You’ve got “The Kids.”
Powered entirely by marshmallows and chaos. Will sprint in circles for no reason and call it cardio.
And then there’s you—the person trying to keep the peace, hold the reservation, find the bug spray, and being referee/therapist when someone freaks out because they are letting go of their stress.
🏕️ Cold River Campground is close to everything, so the “go-go-go” people can take off and explore…
…and the “no-no-no I’m not leaving this chair” people can stay back and live their best campfire life.
Because the perfect vacation isn’t everyone doing the same thing.
It’s everyone doing their thing… and meeting back up at the fire like a happy little family reunion (with s’mores).
👇 Tag your group:
🔥 “Campfire Chair Champion”
🥾 “We Should Do a Hike” Person
🍔 “I Just Want Food” Person
🧒 “Sticky Kid With a Glow Stick” Person