07/15/2026
🚨 Scout Update from the Head of Security & Professional Belly Rub Inspector 🚨
Apparently, the vet says I have arthritis. Personally, I think it’s just a rumor started because I’m getting distinguished. 🐾
Mom has spent the last year trying to trick me into taking my medicine. She’s hidden it in steak, cheese, hot dogs… basically every delicious thing a dog should be able to enjoy in peace. Nice try, Mom. I’m a Great Pyrenees, not an amateur. I’ve spit out every single pill and left her wondering how I did it. 😏
Well… she may have finally won this round.
She made homemade frozen paw treats and hid all THREE of my pills inside one. I hate to admit it, but they’re pretty amazing. Don’t tell her she’s a genius—it’ll go straight to her head.
Yes, I still limp. Yes, my hips remind me I’m not a puppy anymore. But I’m still making my security rounds, greeting every guest like they’re long-lost family, supervising every project on the farm (whether I’m needed or not), and every once in a while I still take off running like I’m two years old… usually just to remind everyone I’ve still got it. 😂
So don’t worry about me too much. I’m slowing down a little, but I’ve still got cabins to patrol, treats to inspect, and guests to love on.
—Scout 🐶❤️
“Chief of Security, Professional Greeter, and Full-Time Good Boy at Rim Rocks Dogwood Cabins.”