05/26/2026
Things found in our Arizona rentals after Memorial Day weekend:
🩴 One flip flop. Just one. Its partner? Gone forever
🦩 A pool float shaped like a flamingo that definitely didn’t come with the property
❄️ The AC set to 62°. In Arizona. In May.
🪑 Every single chair on the wrong side of the house
🛁 Towels used as a beach blanket. Bold choice.
🍕 Half a pizza in the oven. They meant well.
💡 Every light in the house left on. Every. Single. One.
🪟 The one window screen that’s now just… missing
☀️ A sunscreen handprint on the wall that’s somehow already baked in
The guests had a blast. You? You’re exhausted. 😅
None of this should be your problem. Hand off your property & let us deal with the flip flops & the mystery stains. You just collect the income.