RITUAL

06/02/2026

Tuesday RITUAL: broccoli cheddar soup| chicken spaghetti| full menu| all desserts| + full bar

05/27/2026

Daily RITUAL: magic hour

The colors of the rainbow are the same visible light spectrum that regulates our circadian rhythm, nervous system, hormone production, mood, and brain chemistry through our eyes and skin — sunrise and sunset light are especially powerful because they help recalibrate the body’s natural biological clock. 🌈

Ancient chakra systems described the body through color and energy long before modern science understood how light, frequency, and grounding affect the nervous system, stress response, sleep cycles, and overall regulation.

Best of all it’s God’s gift to you.

05/26/2026

You know we had to try the viral dot cakes!
🍰🎉🌈
They’re delicious and homemade!

05/26/2026

Homemade dot cakes with my Patton! = 10/10 memories.
So easy to make & definitely made with love

05/25/2026

Day 9 of slowing down our way of life.
Playing in the pool is amazing!
-swimming through summer like there’s nowhere else we need to be.

05/24/2026

Ready to join our team?

RITUAL personal assistant to Whitney needed…

Chat was right!
I don’t need a boyfriend. I need a highly organized assistant.

🌈Must love laptops, label makers, color-coding, invoices, receipts, calendars, and making order out of chaos.

🏃IF You are faster than me and everyone you know, calm under chaos yet always moving things forward and somehow enjoy organizing things most people avoid.

🧘Random projects will appear daily and you think that sounds exciting…because you organize stuff with your eyes closed and in your sleep.

😇 IF your dream is turning chaos into peaceful systems… this is the dream job for you!

20 hours a week

🌹 Pay based on experience.
🌈 schedule primarily weekday mornings.
🧘Use of Hotel RITUAL + wellness amenities + discount on RITUAL goods and services.
📲Join our stellar team today!
email resume + cover letter to [email protected]

🦄 We can’t wait to meet you little Unicorn!

05/24/2026

The ancient RITUAL of harmonizing the temple starts with rhythm. Everything real carries a vibration — and everything misaligned does too.

When you tune yourself to the frequency of nature, the body responds. Science shows grounding, sunlight, movement, and nervous system regulation can reduce inflammation, improve digestion, reset circadian rhythm, support melatonin production, and regulate the body’s hormone feedback loop.

Barefoot. Sunset. Dancing. Crickets. Breath.
God made medicine beautiful.

05/23/2026

….and this is why Rosie can’t work at the hotel like Chi Chi did until she goes to cotillion. They have cotillion for dogs right?

My Friday night RITUAL after sound bath…Sparkling apple in hand. Crickets loud. Nervous system calm. 🍎✨

More and more people are remembering that healing doesn’t always come from outside of us first — it comes from vibration, nature, frequency, breath, rest, joy, sunlight, prayer, music, community, and God-given wisdom already within us.

And once enough people remember that?
Ohhh it’s on like Donkey Kong.

05/21/2026