Port Elsewhere Resort

Port Elsewhere Resort Located directly on Lake of the Ozarks in Lake Ozark, MO, we have 20 units available for use. You can become an owner or rent nights as needed.

Come sample the relaxed atmosphere and generous hospitality of the Ozarks at Port Elsewhere. This charming resort overlooks the 120-mile Lake of the Ozarks. With 1,300 miles of shoreline, there are unlimited opportunities for water sports, including fishing, water-skiing, parasailing, and more. Lake of the Ozarks State Park offers hiking, horseback riding, and other back-to-nature pastimes. Golf c

ourses, miniature golf, go-cart tracks, and water slides can also be found in the area. You'll also enjoy the resort's clubhouse with exercise equipment and pool table, and the indoor and outdoor pools, sauna, and a whirlpool. Units are tastefully appointed and master suites feature a Jacuzzi tab. Relax and create family memories at Port Elsewhere on the spectacular Lake of the Ozarks. This wonderfully laid back resort provides a relaxing retreat from which to enjoy the area's year-round recreational opportunities. Unwind in the sunshine beside the outdoor pool or swim in the indoor pool. Spend a day at the resort fishing or exploring the lake. Lounge in the sauna's or soak in the hot tub. Excellent golf is within two miles or you'll want to visit a nearby state park. After a day in the outdoors, snuggle up to a cozy fireplace. or visit any one of many restaurants and nightlife in the area. View our available weeks here: http://portelsewhere.com/Available%20Weeks.html
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📸 NEW LAKE WEEK CREW: We have an assignment for you.You’ve arrived. The car is unloaded (or maybe it isn’t 😂). Vacation ...
08/22/2026

📸 NEW LAKE WEEK CREW: We have an assignment for you.

You’ve arrived. The car is unloaded (or maybe it isn’t 😂). Vacation has officially started.

Now show us your FIRST photo of Lake Week.

No need for it to be perfect.

The view from your balcony.
The kids already in the pool.
The first drink.
The boat at the dock.
The completely overloaded luggage cart. 😂
Your crew finally together.

👇 Drop that first photo in the comments!

Let’s see Port Elsewhere through the eyes of everyone arriving this week. 💙

And welcome home.

One Week. Every Year. A Lifetime of Memories.

😂 Port Elsewhere: Pass the Phone EditionTag the person in your Lake Week crew who fits ONE of these:🎣 Most likely to dis...
08/21/2026

😂 Port Elsewhere: Pass the Phone Edition

Tag the person in your Lake Week crew who fits ONE of these:

🎣 Most likely to disappear to the dock
😴 Most likely to take a vacation nap
🏊 Most likely to be in the pool ALL DAY
🃏 Most competitive at card night
🍳 Most likely to cook for everybody
🚤 Most likely to say, “One more boat ride…”
🧳 Most likely to start packing three days early
😂 Most likely to make everyone laugh

No tagging yourself. That’s cheating.

👇 Let the family arguments begin.

And if your whole crew isn’t following Port Elsewhere yet, fix that for us. 😉💙

💙 Port Elsewhere Lost & Found: Memories EditionThere are people you meet on vacation, spend an entire week with……and the...
08/20/2026

💙 Port Elsewhere Lost & Found: Memories Edition

There are people you meet on vacation, spend an entire week with…

…and then somehow never see again.

The kids who were at the pool every afternoon.

The family in the condo next door.

The fishing buddy you met on the dock.

The people who came the same week every year until life changed.

So today we’re trying something.

Is there someone you remember from your Port Elsewhere years that you’ve lost touch with?

Give us a first name, approximate year, or whatever you remember.

Maybe someone here knows exactly who you’re talking about. 👀

And share this one—the farther it travels, the better chance we have of actually reconnecting someone. 💙

🎶 We’re building the unofficial Port Elsewhere Lake Playlist.You get to add ONE song.That’s it.The song that belongs on ...
08/19/2026

🎶 We’re building the unofficial Port Elsewhere Lake Playlist.

You get to add ONE song.

That’s it.

The song that belongs on the speakers when you’re at the lake.

Old.

New.

Country.

Rock.

Motown.

Something your kids play 700 times until you regret bringing them. 😂

👇 Song + artist. GO.

Tag your lake crew so they can add theirs too!

If we get enough answers, we might just have to put the whole playlist together. 💙

Kids are funny.You can plan the boat ride, buy the tickets, take them somewhere amazing……and six months later their favo...
08/18/2026

Kids are funny.

You can plan the boat ride, buy the tickets, take them somewhere amazing…

…and six months later their favorite part of vacation was the frog they found by the sidewalk. 😂

So parents and grandparents:

What completely random thing from Port Elsewhere did your kids LOVE?

Something you never would’ve expected to become a core Lake Week memory.

👇 We have a feeling there are some good ones.

And tag them if they’re old enough now to defend their choice. 😂💙

💵 You have $50 and one afternoon at the Lake of the Ozarks.What are you doing with it?You can spend it anywhere you want...
08/17/2026

💵 You have $50 and one afternoon at the Lake of the Ozarks.

What are you doing with it?

You can spend it anywhere you want.

🍦 Treats
⛳ Mini golf
🍕 Food
🛍️ Shopping
🎣 Bait
🍹 Drinks
🚗 Exploring
…or something we haven’t thought of.

👇 Build us the perfect $50 lake afternoon.

Bonus points if you can come in UNDER budget. 😂

Share this one with your lake crew and see who plans the better afternoon!

Permission granted:You do NOT have to make the most of every minute of Lake Week. 😂You can sleep late.Sit by the pool fo...
08/16/2026

Permission granted:

You do NOT have to make the most of every minute of Lake Week. 😂

You can sleep late.

Sit by the pool for three hours.

Take a nap.

Read half a book.

Order dinner instead of cooking.

Do absolutely nothing and call it a successful vacation.

Actually…sometimes those are the best days. 💙

What’s your favorite way to do absolutely nothing at the lake?

Tag the person who is BEST at vacationing this way. 😂

There’s something funny about Saturdays at Port Elsewhere.Half the parking lot is full of people saying, “I can’t believ...
08/15/2026

There’s something funny about Saturdays at Port Elsewhere.

Half the parking lot is full of people saying, “I can’t believe the week is already over.”

And the other half is thinking, “FINALLY. WE’RE HERE.” 😂💙

So let’s hear from both sides today…

🚗 Heading home? Tell us the best part of your week.

🏡 Checking in? Tell us what you’re looking forward to most.

And if you know someone arriving today, tag them and welcome them to Port Elsewhere!

Here’s to another week of memories. 💙

One Week. Every Year. A Lifetime of Memories.

💙 It’s Friday at Port Elsewhere…For the families checking out tomorrow, the clock is officially ticking. 😂You have ONE t...
08/14/2026

💙 It’s Friday at Port Elsewhere…

For the families checking out tomorrow, the clock is officially ticking. 😂

You have ONE thing left to squeeze into Lake Week before you have to pack the car.

What are you choosing?

🏊 One more swim
🚤 One more boat ride
🎣 One more trip to the dock
🍦 One more lake treat
🃏 One more late-night card game
🏎️ One more go kart track
⛳️ One more round of golf
😴 Or absolutely NOTHING because you’re finally on vacation

👇 Tell us your last-day must-do!

And tag the person who would be trying to convince everyone, “We have time for one more…” 😂💙

Know someone who needs a Lake Week? Share this with them.

One Week. Every Year. A Lifetime of Memories.

You get one perfect summer afternoon at Port Elsewhere. Where are we finding you?🏊 A — At the pool⚓ B — Down at the dock...
08/13/2026

You get one perfect summer afternoon at Port Elsewhere. Where are we finding you?

🏊 A — At the pool
⚓ B — Down at the dock
🚤 C — Out on the lake
☕ D — On the balcony with a lake view

Drop your letter below! 👇

And we know some of you are going to refuse to choose. 😂

💙 Tag your Port Elsewhere crew and see if they pick the same one.

Not following the page yet? Hit Follow and stick around—we’re trying to find more of the Port Elsewhere family!

One Week. Every Year. A Lifetime of Memories.

Address

300 Elsewhere Drive
Lake Ozark, MO
65049

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 4pm
Tuesday 8am - 4pm
Wednesday 8am - 4pm
Thursday 8am - 4pm
Friday 8am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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