Ever want that Hooters/Chip n Dale experience without leaving home? Want to puke your shots off the back deck without judgement? Think nothing of seeing various relations in a variety of undressedness? Perfect. Long term visit? We can deal with that too! Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, and family reunions. Perhaps first and still best known for outrageous Halloween shenanigans, the dark hotel
and saloon has become a must visit destination for all occasions. Unpack your things and settle in like your at home. Drag your belongings in with the knowledge you will inevitably leave belongings behind, forgotten, giving you the excuse to return again and again. The rooms all sport the highest quality carpet for your passing out enjoyment. The stairs leading to the saloon are sharply pitched for your amusement, but carpeted for your drunken safety. The proprietors are beyond welcoming and generous, but refills of the beer fridge are always well received. If you are uncomfortable in your room, the proprietors always seem open to guests joining them in the master suite. The king size bed is quite comfy and feet from the master bath. Meals are served on only the finest generic paper plates hy-vee has to offer, and upon request the uber-fancy plastic silverware will be brought out as well. The accomodations are regal, and the price can't be beat. You'll leave asking yourself how you ever survived without the dark hotel and saloon.
