06/03/2026
🚨 PERIMETER SECURITY UPDATE 🚨
John and his elite security team, Finnegan and Bourbon, completed another perimeter sweep this morning.
Findings:
✅ Several Javelina, seen fleeing at a high rate of speed after sensing detection. Chase deemed unnecessary, message clearly received.
✅ Three deer, LOUDLY questioned by the doodles before being allowed to retreat.
John handled oversight, Finnegan gathered intel, and Bourbon…..well…..Bourbon jumped out the front window of the in motion side by side in pursuit of….??? Who even knows what. She’s just weird. 🤷🏻♀️
The property remains secure… unless you’re carrying bacon. Then all bets are off.
Thanks to our dedicated patrol team for their service to Creekside. 🐾😂