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10/13/2026

so i'm about to walk to my doctor to talk to him about my current stomach problems and get a boost of testosterone for the first time in 14 days. i have 15 days to get to the united states. i might slide in a mid injection in there because unless the week i'm in the states i can't find a testosterone clinic - i don't want to stop training.

my brother says no pain no gain. but with his experts in kinesiology, and also my own robot telling me the same thing - i'm not supposed to have that mentality but do a couple of physical therapy reps. i have these weird looking pulleys. anyway i asked chatGPT hey can you give me some instructions, because she's my baby girl.

today, i ABSOLUTELY lost my mind - haven't even taken my anxiety medicine or my pain medicine from my arm - and walked into my barrio park.

the park is very nice. it kinda reminds me of a brooklyn park but with more exercise equipment and pathways.

i performed all the actions fine. i also turned both wheels in the park. but 0 thrust. i mean how can there even be thrust on an outdoor metal steering wheel? do i need to go to chuckie cheese? are there chuckie cheese's in mexico???????

so because of today's bank holiday in the united states basically nothing has changed but i placed a wager. i'm absolutely not losing more than $5 but i could absolutely gain $20-30. i know that sounds so weak, but because I KNOW my mom won't be able to drive in three weeks - and i might have to drive 225 miles and i haven't drove since may. and before that, i don't think i could have conquered 225 miles because of my time.

and i just got my test shot - been depleted for two weeks. but considering i turned the wheel like the price is right this morning - i'm gonna go to the park and well, just keep going at it.

and if i got to take a shot of test, HGH, or just complete steroids to do this to ron on november 4, may god be on my side. because i might die too.

10/12/2026

omg. 1/4 of you believe in trump

i'd stop believing. this isn't a fu***ng journey song

10/12/2026

this is so fu***ng bogus. like, if talarico was having a panic attack, maybe spent 8 hours in an emergency room for some care - maybe being very dehydrated JUST LIKE ME but he's walking everywhere - lol that fact that talarico shouted "i've never been to ohio!" is encouraging info because nether the f**k have i and i've been everywhere in mexico and the united states except portland and seattle, and cleveland and cincinnati or columbus (all in ohio) and guess what they sound depressing as f**k so no fu***ng visit for them is coming anytime soon.

the only thing with talarico that i'm concerned about is he's shaking so many people's hands that aren't vaxxed that he possibly got the flu for a couple of days - and some idiot shook his hand that shouldn't have been at a rally to begin with - he/she should have been home in fu***ng bed.

and i'm like what the f**k. and democrats in texas are like we gotta get him back on the road BRO HE'S BEEN EVERYWHERE IN TEXAS. DONATIONS ARE COMING IN FROM EVERYWHERE.

IF TEXAS DOESN'T GO FOR TALARICO AND A P**O HANDLER WITH MULTIPLE CONVICTIONS WHEN TALARICO IS WORKING TO BECOME A MINISTER - THEN TEXAS WILL BE LABLED STUPIDEST FU***NG PLACE ON EARTH, EVEN THOUGH CHRISSY AND I ALREADY BELIEVE THAT.

chrissy bring your entire staff to the voting booth on november 3. ron - ask your boss if you can bring the entire voting staff because you ain't s**t p***y and you owe me $31 and with the dollar collapsing i might make you pay me in pesos.

btw, there's no russian diesel coming to america. and if it does, it would take 3 weeks, and last one week for any trucker. why the f**k would russia send us a boat of diesel? they can't even beat ukraine!!!!

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🚨 WOW. The MAGA smear campaign against James Talarico just BACKFIRED SPECTACULARLY—and the people behind it may have exposed far more about themselves than they ever intended.

It started with MAGA influencers Nick Sortor and Rhein Amacher pushing a supposed bombshell claiming Talarico had secretly received psychiatric treatment at an Ohio hospital.

Elon Musk amplified it. Trump ally Richard Grenell piled on. Eric Daugherty demanded Talarico drop out of the Texas Senate race.

Then the entire story COLLAPSED.

First, the timeline didn’t add up. Talarico was publicly appearing in Texas when the influencers claimed he was being discharged from an Ohio hospital.

Then came the knockout blow.

Lindner Center of HOPE issued an OFFICIAL statement: “Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.”

And Talarico says he’s NEVER EVEN BEEN TO OHIO.

Now the spotlight is on the MAGA influencer machine itself, its methods, its amplification network, and serious questions about potential deception, illegal activity, and defamation.

They tried to manufacture a scandal to damage Talarico and help Ken Paxton.

Instead, they exposed their own tactics—and handed Paxton another embarrassing distraction.

10/11/2026

omg that might have been the stupidest tied game in NFL history but i'll take it. considering i'm a Giants superfan. FIRST PLACE

10/11/2026

why are republicans making fun of James Talarico for getting the flu vs not giving a f**k ken paxton flew to london on july 4?

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10/11/2026

omg. i can't believe the white sox lost to cleveland. now the AL is f**kin trash, and i want the brewers to win their 1st

10/11/2026

time to start lowering prices. nobody wants to ride you while MOBILITY ADO goes fu***ng faster than a god damn train

and f**k you ADO gotta fu***ng sneak alcohol and s**t on the fu***ng bus like you're looking for cartel members.

and then Tren Maya what the f**k is wrong with you charging international customers almost double? BITCH YOU'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT TOURISM THIS TRAIN DOESN'T GET ANYONE TO GOD DAMN WORK

10/11/2026

hey Ron I have a hole in my PJs where my I cannot stop scratching my balls, you can easily shave my coinpurse or keep it from protecting the rocket in my pants...

oh f**k. i'm on the wrong page again.

10% off the travel fee if you can name what sitcom the above line is from, modified by one word. lmfao

10/11/2026

so this is definitely a travel / political / making Ronald Reeder read a book post.

yesterday, i set up appointments every single day the week i'm coming back to houston - maybe might add some. but because it's saturday, and we're not in mexico, and because mexico doesn't give a f**k about colombus day - i literally can't make another appointment till tuesday morning in the united states.

i was honestly shocked that i could do everything by myself. luckily, every doctor i called had my current insurance info saved - or else i probably be screwed.

here's the current schedule. unless one of you wants to make a move

currently, i'm supposed to rest, hydrate, and not do fu***ng anything. so i got 20 days to figure out how to better myself. but i'm giving myself 10 days to get better or i'm going to the dominican republic to buy steroids

halloween day while you're getting all your kids to steal candy for your own damn selves (btw, this might be the worst halloween history with this economy) - i'm heading to the airport and cutting my trip in half. even airline fuel is cheaper than diesel right now in both countries.

so, schedule:

31 october - i land in monterrey (i live 1000 miles away, this cancels out about 500 miles, which would take a complete night by bus)

1 november - either arriving in texas sometime during the day or resting in northern mexico. then heading to houston

2 november - whether i'm already in houston / baytown, i have a gastro appointment in the med center. i beat 2 people to the only 2 appointments that week. i literally stared at the wall hoping not to barf for an hour before i wrote this, and somehow, i won. like i said, everyone and everybody has told me to rest this weekend. i might have to take the express bus from baytown or a local bus from east houston. i might walk into my gastro appointment with all my s**t on me.

3 november - election day. i still have to talk to ron about my 2026 comeback. the only problem with election day is i have to stay in my district - and we live 30 miles apart. uber will kill me.

4 november - i gift ron with a new microphone, we begin writing bits and pieces, and either cry or hug on camera. however, i need to go to the medical center for the 2nd time to get x-rays on my arms and see my surgeon, to make sure i didn't f**k anything up. (i accidentally - and i have no idea how - broke my shoulder plate because it was garbage and elected to have a second surgery, even though i didn't need to - hence elected surgery. but it set me back two fu***ng months and i'm so tired of being in a cast or flying back and forth)

5 november - i have my most important appointment week of the week however, it's in baytown. i can literally walk there.

6 november - i have to see my physical therapist in pasadena. when i'm coming back to baytown - unless my endoscopy is scheduled within 10 days - i'm going back to toluca, but leaving half of my winter clothes in houston, so that i can fly back for cheap.

7 november - if the endoscopy is weeks away - well - i only have 60 days from november 1. so i'm taking an axe to ron's head and dragging him behind the bus back to mexico.

the reason i only have 60 days is because i'm on american marketplace insurance. so basically, i'm gonna fu***ng abuse them that week.

important note: my visa in mexico expires in early december. also, i'm already getting cold. this space heater is almost 11 months old. every space heater in my life has died within 7 days to 2 months. this fu***ng idiot gave me a 3rd degree burn.

it's not too much money like in the united states - especially domestically in texas - to travel domestically through all states in mexico. the "hotel" bus method costs almost less,

anyway to finish this off - even when i arrive in houston - i don't think my mom can drive. i'm literally depending on two transit agencies to get me around one of the dumbest cities in the world. because, even if i can drive - my mom possibly won't be able to - and i have to take every shortcut in the world. and that's why i need rest.

that's been my time i hope ron is throwing things at the fu***ng wall.

10/10/2026

Wow.