Traveluso

03/18/2026

03/03/2026

LANDING AT OLD MEXICO CITY AIRPORT

03/01/2026

I just spread the joy of 3 cancellations in 2 days

I hope you voted correctly. We're only doing flights in the western hemisphere right now

01/28/2026

VERY happy to announce that our Toluca HQ in the Valley of Mexico will FINALLY be connected to west Mexico City by the Tren Insurgentes!

Now, at least once a week, we can promote travel services to over 25 million people - and included with Toluca - make that 27 million!

The train line took 11 years to complete. It began construction two presidents ago, if you can believe it.

It's 57 kilometers / 35 miles long, and can reach speeds of 110 km an hour or 68 mph. It currently doesn't run that fast until Monday when it completely opens (the Toluca Valley portion is already open, with only one Mexico City stop - in Santa Fe - a very posh, rich area of Mexico City)

01/27/2026

dear fat people, don't bitch at us if you're fat and need to buy two seats. we'll happily do it for you if you want to remain fat.

except being fat is extremely unhealthy, no one likes you, and you need to go to the gym.

hilariously, we'll never book you on Southwest, because they're trash.

lose some weight. or get the money to buy two seats. we don't care if you're fat. but if you're fat, you gotta pay extra.

love,
the CEO

P.S. lose some weight. now. it will save airlines money carrying your once fat ass to your destination. YOU'RE WASTING GAS.

Ron Reeder Digs the Universe tell your followers to lose weight

good lord.

01/27/2026

from the CEO's personal profile.

sorry kelly, we don't care for your existence. we also don't care if you're fat and need to buy two seats on any airline you fly on - lose some weight. go to the gym. stop wearing shorts on planes.

today is the first day in Southwest Airlines history to begin assigned seating. ari matti won the battle.

this virus is very serious, and hopefully will be contained in the next coming weeks, or there's gonna be a panic on our hands.

Thailand, Nepal and Taiwan rush to detect and prevent spread of Nipah virus from travellers

01/27/2026

Wearing N95s at the airport. Be careful.

01/27/2026

The cost of traveling from Toluca to New Mexico City Airport (NLU) via foreign bus service is $380 pesos, while Didi's fare is $1600 excluding tolls. The bus service notably provides a limousine-like experience, featuring separate bathrooms for men and women, onboard Wifi, and power outlets at every seat.

01/27/2026

A crazy fact: Matt's previous Guadalajara visit was just a blurry airport dash for customs; time for him to actually see the city now!

01/26/2026

it took me 9 hours to get to the front desk of AIFA and back to my home. disgusting.

01/03/2026

the government of mexico at state and federal level condemn the attacks committed by the united states against venezuela.

while this is a travel agency, i must point out that the next few weeks will be extremely determining for your travel this year. luckily the world cup is still over 6 months away, and hopefully this mess is picked up soon.

because of americans being captured in venezuela or just straight up vandalized because of their ethnicity, i can only help a person get out of venezuela through colombia.

for those of you wanting to fly to colombia, mexico is the best option for the transfer.

this is a day to day activity, as the POTUS of the united states has threatened mexico, and due to our location being close to the capital of mexico, me, the best travel agent in the world, is on high alert from all international activities in central and north south america.

this is a very important situation. more logistical news on the way.

12/07/2025

NON TRAVEL POST / info about the CEO

hello everyone, it's Matt J Impelluso. if you haven't heard already, my old facebook and instagram accounts were hacked and facebook destroyed both of them.

i'm trying to find lost friends to add my new account that i have no current mutual friends with. please be that person to add me because you may set off an algorithm.

the next week is the cheapest to travel in the month of december, and besides christmas day itself, the prices are going to steadily rise.

if you're not interested in traveling at the time but miss seeing me on facebook, i most likely miss you too - but with alcohol almost killing me 5 years ago, and my connection with snoop dogg, i've lost some brain cells. help me reset up my account. i even have clients i can't find because your names are too damn generic.

once again, Matt J Impelluso is my new account name, and i'm missing like - 100 of you. please add me, because if i try to add people, if they don't respond, it could be over a lot of things, but ignoring me is stupid and rude. just decline.

i look forward to seeing your requests and will begin new strategies for the world cup, medical tourism, and being the best international travel agent for the entire country of mexico.

thanks for letting me get you places cheaper than anyone else, and thanks for being long standing friends that may need future travel plans. i love you all nonetheless. just disappointed in people who i thought would be a real life friend when they dont even like me.

i'm currently in the hospital in houston and will be in admission for almost a week, so that i can return to 100% normality for the christmas rush.

thanks guys. one last time: Matt J Impelluso