05/02/2026
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 ALERT: LIGHT BULB HEIST! 
Somewhere out there, a very specific someone is sitting under a very nice stolen LED lightbulb from the Talk Back To Me Lounge.
Bold move. Unscrew it mid-hang? That’s commitment.
Here’s the deal:
You’ve got 48 hours to quietly return our beloved bulb. No questions asked. No hard feelings. We’ll even pretend it never happened.
After that…
We introduce you to the internet. 🎥
Trust us, you look great on camera. Crystal clear. Hollywood-ready. DM with any questions 
Return the bulb. Save your dignity.
Your move. ⏳