01/18/2026
🙅5 Reasons You Definitely Should NOT Stay at The Outlaw Inn 🏔️
1. You hate roomy accommodations. Why enjoy the privacy of your own condo when you could be squeezed into a tiny hotel room? You might accidentally feel like you have “breathing room,” and we know how much some people love a cramped space.
2. You love the “Ouray Parking Shuffle.” Everything in town is just a 3-minute drive away, but finding a spot on Main Street can be a competitive sport. If your dream vacation involves circling the block for 20 minutes just to grab a coffee, you’ll be very disappointed by how easily you can just walk to the shops restaurants from our units.
3. You prefer packing up and hauling everything you need on vacation. Some people find joy in packing their entire kitchen “just in case.” At The Outlaw Inn, our units are fully stocked with everything you need for a comfortable stay. If you were looking forward to the workout of lugging a box of kitchen supplies, we’re definitely not the place for you.
4. You don’t like being cozy. It’s a “Winter Wonderland” outside right now, but it’s dangerously warm and comfortable inside our units. You might accidentally take a nap and miss your 6:00 AM climbing start. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
5. You loathe nature and beautiful views. Unfortunately, you WILL be surrounded by mountains, alpine tundras, serene wildlife, and hot springs. There’s no way around it. It’s everywhere you look. 🦌 🏔️
Still think you can handle it? We have a few spots left for the winter and quickly filling up for summer 2026. Book at your own risk!
🔗 Check our Airbnb and VRBO links in the bio to see which unit fits your (unfortunate) taste for comfort. 😉
