05/14/2026
BINGO! 🤩. And doing good things! 😊
Bingo is a metaphor for life.
Yeah sure, they used to say that about baseball back when it was “America’s pastime” and all that.
Nowadays bingo is the hippest game in town. All the cool kids are playing it. Wonder how the SIX SEVEN thing started? Wonder no more!
Think about it!
You’re among the crowd, listening attentively while random numbers are called out. Hoping to hear your number - but knowing that even if it is, one isn’t nearly enough. You’ll need several to win - all connected. And while you wait, luck seems to land on just about everyone but you.
But then it happens! Your strategy and unwavering concentration finally pays off and you string together the most magical B27, F11, C8, A18, E6 uninterrupted diagonal that ever existed!
And the nearly best part? The part almost as good as drinking wine - lots of it - throughout the entire game….?
You just helped raise a little money for the 💜
… a wonderful group of dedicated people that (instead of spending way too much of their time on social media) are investigating and investing in a cure for Alzheimer’s.
So please stop by Bottle Shop - adjacent to the Hayseed tasting garage - this evening at 5:00.
We’ll hand you a bingo card and get you started down the path of VICTORY!
You can’t not win. 🍷😎
