Florida Line Adventures and Events

06/22/2026

06/18/2026

Anyone ever hydroplane on pig s**t before? Well, today was my day.

if anybody needed a good laugh today, they should've come watched me chase baby pigs around a pig s**t mud hole for over an hour.

The river is flooding, so we had to move everybody to higher ground. Sounds simple enough until it's time to catch piglets. Them little s**ts had me running in circles. Every time I'd get close enough to grab one, it'd take off like its life depended on it. Little did THEY KNOW, their lives depending on me catching them. Meanwhile, I'm sliding around in mud, out of breath, covered head to toe in pig s**t, questioning every life choice that led me to this moment.

I know I had to look absolutely ridiculous. Just a grown woman stomping around a mud pit trying to catch piglets that clearly had no intention of cooperating. The piglets are safe, but my pride took a beating today. 😂🐷 I swear those little things knew exactly what they were doing.

Everyone was laughing so hard they said they couldnt stop to even record it.

Don't worry babe, I got the pigs. Their safe. All is well 😂 picture below of what I was working with.

06/17/2026

Alright friends do what you do best and let's find this sweet girl a home. Another dumped at the river :( shes beautiful and the sweetest girl. Shes been wandering for over a week. We found the last one the best home! Let's find her one too! Please share.

06/15/2026

New sign in sheets. Yall make sure to sign in under the stage each time you come, as soon as you get your things situated on the river.

06/14/2026

Yall come on out to Florida Line Adventures and Events another beautiful day 🌞

06/13/2026

Slide and lily pad are back! Let the kiddos know, we've had lots of asks for it from little ones

06/13/2026

Its going to be a hot beautiful Day yall come on out to Florida Line Adventures and Events and enjoy the day!

06/12/2026

This weekend on the river is going to be amazing so yall pack you're coolers and be prepared for a weekend full of sunshine, good times and good vibes! Very little pop up showers in the forecast for late afternoon and the river is at perfection