04/01/2026
🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BAXTER 🚨
It’s my birthday. Yes, mine. Please hold your applause and don’t ask me my age. 🎂🐾
To celebrate another year of being the most handsome, beloved, and slightly judgmental host at Coconut Inn, I’m launching something VERY exclusive…
✨ Official Baxter T-Shirts ✨
That’s right. You can now walk around wearing me. Honestly, it’s about time. I’ve been carrying this place on my fluffy shoulders for years.
Each shirt has been personally approved by me and they are guaranteed to:
✔️ Make you 73% cooler
✔️ Attract compliments from strangers
✔️ Possibly summon me for belly rubs
Stop by Coconut Inn and wish me a happy birthday. I’ll be accepting treats, head scratches, and business opportunities.
— Baxter 🐾 (CEO: Cat Executive Office
Huge thanks:
Alli Arnold Illustration Betty Shop