Banjo Clyde's Animated Poetry

Banjo Clyde's Animated Poetry Words are like people. They try to overwhelm you with their great age and unique origin.

03/05/2026
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02/18/2026

NEW GUY at the open mic, with something to say!

12/29/2025

OLD MAN IN THE RAIN

In a department store window
Revamped as a stage
The priest strikes a cymbal;
The wind howls with rage.

She wears a bolo,
He a paper box shell.
She sings a fine solo.
He swings like a bell.

I prayed the Lord to make the storm pass,
A burst of applause accomplished the rest.
In our country so free of title and caste
Footpads and poets share the same glass.

"A hand fit my hand as perfectly as a hand held out to a stranger in church!"FACTORY WORKER WALKING HOME IN THE DARK!Leo...
07/17/2025

"A hand fit my hand as perfectly as a hand held out to a stranger in church!"

FACTORY WORKER WALKING HOME IN THE DARK!

Leonardo once said, and every photographer knows:
Evening's the best time to capture a nose.
Mona Lisa smiling, trying hard not to doze.
The smile on her face casting light on our souls.

I know a town with such a peaceful tableau.
It was home to a factory worker I know.
He worked in the city and the traffic was slow.
His car-pool let him off with a mile left to go.

"A mile's walk can be short in the middle of May."
He said, "But then there was that one winter’s day:
The sky had been gloomy, but now it was black.
When I climbed from the car to straighten my back,
I could see nothing," he said, "No thing, in fact!”
Except the tail-light on that rickety gray Pontiac.

With nothing but darkness from which to commence
And no radar to follow except his sixth sense
He chose his steps deftly like a cat on a fence.

He sang songs.
But the few he knew, which were indeed very few,
Left him appalled by the echo of his voice
And the things ears "see" when there's no better choice.
Ancient farm wagons
Whistling with tines,
Barn doors swinging
To the wind's lonely rhymes.
Tin signs banging
Revenge if ignored,
Protesting the outcome
Of some real estate war.

"I kicked something." he said, "It sounded hollow."
It rolled. He had no option than to follow.

"Oh!" I jeered, "Like Red Riding Hood finding a flower?
You strayed into the fair meadow
Searching for another and then another and another,
Forgetting the way to your precious grandmother!?"

He refused to be amused by my attempt to confuse.

"A hand." he said,
"I leaned over and reached down
and a hand fit my hand
as perfectly
as a hand held out
to a stranger in church!"

True to the saying
"He froze in his tracks."
Conjugating feelings with facts
While endless long silence passed.

Was he now the new Ish Ra El:
The Man Who Wrestles God and Lives to Tell?
Or,
Could this be the handle
to a new kind of Hell
Which the ancients discovered
But fled from as well?

Each theory passed
In a moment of time
As long as it takes
To pick up a dime.

"So what was it you had!?" I said.

He laughed, as though he had forgotten I was there.
An ordinary mortal of course, he said,
A pitiful soul who had lost his hat, that's all.
When I kicked it back to him.
He reached for my hand as well,
Expecting a friend to shout, Okay pal,
Let's get you home by the bell.
But hearing nothing (by God!)
And deciding he’s already home,
He laid back in the arms of the Lord
A Renaissance King, crown safely restored.
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07/04/2025

STORM FRONT APPROACHING.

A poet stands in a picture window
Her chapbook in her hand,
Sunlight touching every page.

A fierce wind bends the plate glass
And the city seems to tremble..
A pedestrian wearing a cardbox hat
Hurries by the other window.

The weather reminds me of the country,
Me huddled over a propane stove
Nursing diseases I confronted
Before the child labor law took hold.

I cover my eyes to make the memory last,
But a burst of applause puts it in the past.
Inside this room of concrete and glass
A new poet does a victory dance..

03/19/2023

AN APE IS SMARTER THAN A MAN.
An old poem about Human Chromosome Number Two and things of that nature.

An ape is smarter than a man
The double helix seems to show,
But an anomaly was quickly found
Proving this cannot at all be so!

A splice appears: As neatly made
As circles harvested by farmers
From crops of English wheat.
(A graffito crop par excellence!)

A slice was made it seems, yes,
As clean as those the live stock got
While grazing fields nearby.
(Counterclaimed as “Acts of God.”)

Like gods indeed in ancient books
As frail as humans in their moods,
The prehistoric surgeons roam
As free as Roving Hood in the woods.

Faster than the clock they run
Quicker than a slave of Oberon,
Cutting capers round the Sun,
And back again before they're gone!
[END]

01/07/2023

A NIGHTMARE and HER VICTIM confront each other at last!

10/26/2022

FOR HALLOWEEN.

Let me tell you about those dragons.
There's the kind that slither lizardlike
Through the early morning light,
Arms small; but tails long and slight
Enough to sn**ch a bird in flight.

Others like a mountain tower high
Enough to shade a riverside,
Slurping lions by the pride
Down a throat a tunnel wide.

There are those that fly
Right by and brush aside
Any fool who ever tried
To climb aboard and hitch a ride.

Let me tell you about those dragons.
There's the kind that can intrigue you
With cartoony facial features
Just like friendly neighbors do:
Auntie Hilda and her voodoo
Up the stairs while you lie sleeping
Her giant torso barely creeping
‘nough to send the timbers creaking
In the very refuge you are seeking
Safety from pernicious creatures sneaking,
Just as Eve did that time in Eden
(Unsuccessfully as things turned out)

Will we ever? No we won’t
Cope with chills we’d gotten
From days of yore, which are
Not so long ago forgotten.

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