05/29/2026
Ring Alert: "Motion Detected at Front Door."
Me: Probably a package.
Reality: A coatimundi conducting a surprise home inspection.
If you stay in our cabins on Mt Lemmon, Arizona please don’t sleep with the doors wide open or leave trash on the deck. We have stories and they don’t all end well - you aren’t in the city anymore. 🏔️ 🏔️ 🏔️