06/24/2026
π² Ranger Joke of the Day π²
What's a ranger's favorite type of math?
π³ Treegonometry! π³
Don't worry, our Rangers won't be testing your math skills while you're enjoying the park. We do, however, appreciate a good sense of direction, a little common sense, and keeping your speed at 15 MPH on our paved roads and 5 MPH on gravel roads. π
Whether we're helping members, keeping an eye on things, or just enjoying another beautiful day at Port Susan, we're always happy to lend a hand.
Got a favorite ranger joke? Drop it in the comments and give us your best shot! ππ²π