08/28/2026
Wasn’t there a South Park episode about as****es who rate people and their businesses based on bu****it?
Well, I’m over it. I got the most ridiculous review tonight and I’m not just going to kiss ass for higher star rating because of liars. This is a bu****it review by a bu****it person who has issues I can’t solve because I’m not a therapist!
1. It’s not my fault that you don’t understand lending libraries. The terms are clearly stated so I don’t owe you free drinks or free books. If you feel like I do – you’re just wrong!
2. You burned yourself at 3 AM taking a pizza out of the oven and were too drunk to find the first aid kit. There are several first aid kits! Just because you couldn’t find the one I directed you to – which is clearly stated in the house rules in addition to me answering your multiple inquiries– doesn’t make it my fault that you burned yourself! Now, you complain that I wasn’t caring enough to answer specifically like your mommy? Grow up!
3. You sent me a super nice message about how great your stay was. Do you think I’m not gonna see this review? If you’re going to be a hypocrite at least make sure you’re not doing it publicly.
I’m done with the “I wish there was a pool!” And I wish you answered me like my mommy s**t. Althea and Ron: you are not welcome back in my home - so good news! We agree on something.
