10/15/2026
I’m not bragging… Oh wait. Maybe I am. This October weather on Tybee Island is absolutely INCREDIBLE, and I feel obligated to keep mentioning it until somebody up north throws a pumpkin at me. Warm sunshine. Beautiful beach days. And me, demonstrating tremendous restraint by only bringing it up every seven minutes. Need an excuse to come join us at Hotel Tybee and soak up the sun? I’ve got you covered:
MY TOP TEN EXCUSES TO COME TO TYBEE:
“I need to check on the ocean.” It’s been making waves. Someone should investigate.
“My doctor said I need more vitamin D.” I’m assuming. We haven’t actually discussed it.
“I’m working remotely.” Very remotely. Possibly from a beach chair.
“The Halloween candy needs supervision.” I’m removing myself from the house for its protection.
“My flip-flops are experiencing seasonal depression.”
“I need to prepare for winter.” By aggressively refusing to participate.
“I’m conducting research.” The subject is whether I can hear my responsibilities over the ocean.
“Someone has to support the local economy.” I’m prepared to start with shrimp.
“My out-of-office message deserves a chance to shine.”
“Brett said I should come.” There. Blame me. I’ve been blamed for considerably worse.
Now it’s YOUR turn! 👇 Post your best excuse below. Extra credit if it sounds believable enough to tell your boss.
I’ll be here at Hotel Tybee, bravely monitoring all this sunshine. Somebody has to.