Nirvana Outpost

29/06/2026

Nature lovers, Campers and Glampers, ditch your worries and come count stars this July, it's gonna be crazy! Prices slashed just for you.
uMngeni Tourism Nottingham Road Tourism Wendy Channing

We are currently running our “CRAZY PRICE SPECIAL” for July 2026 only. Book now to avoid dissapointment. These prices are not to […]

21/04/2026

After a hilariously long debate on whether our guests actually enjoy muddy feet in and out of our totally awesome KolKol Wood-fired Hot tubs we have finally thrown in the towel and poured a slab!!! Sadly we will now no longer get to enjoy watching guests squirm with the feeling of wholesome soil between their toes.. we do however draw the line with installing a rooftop as there is nothing on this earth more romantic and calming than relaxing in blissful warm water gazing up at the night stars KolKol Wood-fired Hot tubs next will be a towel rail, again depriving us of witnessing the dash between tub and tepee half clad... only at Nirvana Outpost where it has been rumored that the Orchard Ogre roams restlessly 😆 🤣 😂 😜 uMngeni Tourism Nottingham Road Tourism