24/08/2014
This little jewel hidden in the heart of Johannesburg is ideal for a quick stay over when you find yourself overindulged in the naughty water, and a simple straight road home appears like a labyrinth filled with obstacles and filthy pigs wanting your money. It has the most comfortable 3/4 beds, which is guaranteed to leave you waking up feeling as fresh as a flower greeting the warm sun rays on a early spring morning, followed with a warm steamy cow turd falling on you as the hangover sets in. In its tranquil setting a world renowned interior designer has decorated this already beautiful Inn, with elegant coffee stain finishes on the kitchen counter tops, medieval weaponry, and LED torches. It also boasts a indoor gym, and some wildlife (two kittens, two lizards, and two spiders) which contributes to the atmosphere. Upon arrival you will be welcomed by the two owners, a friendly prawn, and a crazy dog, eager to attend to all your needs if you are willing to do them yourself. The owners will entertain you with their singing skills and if you are lucky they will treat you to a performance with their professionally synchronised voices, a duet of "I don't want the world to see me" from the Goo Goo dolls. At the affordable price of "your dignity at some pub, and a hangover from a raging evening" per person, you cannot afford not to stay at the Black Lion Inn.
