Old Joe's Kaia

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Old Joe's Kaia OLD JOE'S KAIA is a small guesthouse providing meals and accommodation.
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A pleasant surprise awaits you en route from Johannesburg to The Kruger National Park, Mpumalanga. Somewhere, in the middle of nowhere, halfway between Machadodorp and Nelspruit, is a small and intimate vegan oasis – Old Joe’s Kaia Country Haven and Guesthouse. Here the peace and tranquillity of an old world reins, where the forest awakens to birdsong in the early morning hours of a dream world. Nothing matters other than the guests’ freedom to enjoy what is on offer – numerous meanders through the garden, a meditation in the 7-circuit Classical Labyrinth, time spent in contemplation while lighting a fire in the Olive Room, observing the organic vegetable gardens, lounging at the swimming pool or sipping cocktails, fine w**es and craft beers on the wooden deck at treetop level while enjoying a light lunch. Sunbathe and forestbathe to your heart’s content - it has immense health benefits that will strengthen your immune system, rewire your thought patterns and give you the time to reassess the life path you are following. At night the travellers’ lounge offers a 4-course vegan dinner, each dish a surprise and a new experience, carefully planned and freshly made with the purest ingredients. The ambiance is cosy and warm with beautiful music, an interesting w**e list and a crackling fire in winter. Accommodation is simple, yet comfortable with no TVs in the bedrooms (only a communal TV in the bar) and it would be to your advantage to switch off your cell phone. Here you should connect with Nature, your partner, family and friends with no interruption to the quality time you deserve.

🇮🇹*A Taste of Italy*🇮🇹13-15 November 2026We have _4 spaces left_ - don’t miss this fabulous opportunity😀! CONTACT: info@...
24/10/2026

🇮🇹*A Taste of Italy*🇮🇹
13-15 November 2026

We have _4 spaces left_ - don’t miss this fabulous opportunity😀!

CONTACT:
[email protected]
0832293751

https://oldjoes.co.za/events/a-taste-of-italy

A plant-based Italian cooking weekend at Old Joe's Kaia. 2 nights accommodation, prosecco on arrival, hands-on cooking workshop, fairy light gala dinner, and all meals included.

12/10/2026

Fava Beans - a jewel in a plant-based diet with 6-7g protein in a handful🫛🫛🫛💚.

05/10/2026

Massage Training Retreat:
23-26 November 2026.

For more details please CONTACT:
[email protected]
0832293751

29/09/2026

Festive Season 2026
Still don’t have a plan?
Don’t know where to go?

Stay with us - take it easy - relax in our tranquil setting with no demands😀…and the road is beautiful!

CONTACT: [email protected] - 0832293751

22/09/2026

🇮🇹A Taste of Italy 🇮🇹
13-15 November 2026

Join us for a an explosion of taste, music, fun and all things Italian like you’ve never experienced before!
Contact: [email protected] - 0832293751

14/09/2026

Cos Lettuce Rollups for dinner:
- Stuffed with Chickpea Breyani (one of our dehydrated meals - in our online shop)
- Our own ‘baked beans’🤣
- Cashew cream
- Fermented kumquat and capers in brine.

Simple
Uncomplicated
Easy
Tasty

When your grandson brings you flowers 🌷 🌺💕💐…
13/09/2026

When your grandson brings you flowers 🌷 🌺💕💐…

Address

N4 Schoemanskloof Road, Plot A39
Nelspruit SP Outlying
1207

Opening Hours

Monday 08:00 - 21:00
Tuesday 08:00 - 21:00
Wednesday 08:00 - 21:00
Thursday 08:00 - 21:00
Friday 08:00 - 21:00
Saturday 08:00 - 21:00
Sunday 08:00 - 18:00

Telephone

+27832293751

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