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15/10/2026

27/09/2026

😂 TIRED OF RESORTS THAT FEEL LIKE A RUSH-HOUR TAXI RANK?

You arrive at 10am…
No sitting space. 😩
The pool is packed. 🏊🏽‍♂️🏊🏽‍♀️🏊🏽‍♂️
Someone’s cooler box is sitting on your chair. 😂
And your “private family day” has somehow become a public gathering! 🤣

ENOUGH NOW! 🚨😂

Welcome to KUTAMA — your private escape on the outskirts of Akasia. 🌿🔥

For only R80 per adult, you get access to a whole experience:

🥾 Hike the magnificent Magalies Mountain ⛰️
🏊🏽‍♂️ Enjoy our pool without swimming on top of strangers
🌿 Plenty of space to relax
🤫 Peace, privacy & personal space
🔥 Come with friends, family or your favourite troublemakers 😂

👧🏽 Kids: R50
🍺 Alcohol entry: R50

AND WAIT… 👀🤪

We also have rooms you can hire when you just want to relax and escape the noise.

And yes… you can even hire a room for ONLY 1 HOUR! 🤪😂

We’re not asking questions… we’re just providing the room! 😭🤣

Whether you want to hike, swim, chill, relax or simply disappear from everyone for a little while…

KUTAMA HAS SPACE FOR YOU! 😎🔥

📍 Kutama Events & Guesthouse — Akasia
📞 Ashley: 072 632 3925

Kutama — where you come for the peace and accidentally stay for the vibes! 😂🔥

27/09/2026

Summer vibes

23/09/2026

Bring your meat and braai, good music nice vibes will be dished

19/09/2026